Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Leaked Photo of Bush/Abramoff Meeting Seems to Indicate Intimate Friendship

A photo of President Bush and disgraced Republican lobbyist Jack Abramoff leaked today seems to hint that the two had a much more intimate relationship than was previously admitted to by White House officials.

The photo was taken during a 2003 vacation the president took at Vice President Cheney’s Wyoming Ranch near the Brokeback mountain range. A spokesman for the president said that that although President Bush met with various fundraisers during that trip but does not specifically remember meeting with Abramoff nor taking long hikes alone with him into the mountains to discuss political favors for campaign contributions.

Forensic photo expert and school class photographer Dale Needlecrate of Maryland said he senses a vague unspoken passion in the photo. “It’s kind of obvious when you see this picture that there is something going on between these two guys, “ said Needlecrate, “I suspect it was that love for illegal fundraising which dare not speak it’s name. You can see that both men are in pain. They are trapped in a society with federal statutes against officials taking bribes so that their true feelings can never be revealed publicly. It’s kind of sad when you think about it.”

President Bush mentioned the photo briefly during his “Let’s Distract America By Discussing Terrorism Tour” in Southplank Kansas. “I really don’t know Jacky Boy...er...I mean this Abramoff guy,” said President Bush. “Look, I meet with so many folks lookin for favors in exchange for money they all kinda blur together after a while. I take tons a photos a day with these folks, we call ‘em “grip-and-grins”, so if there is one of me and Jack-a-diamonds....I mean, Abramoff, no big whoop! Plus, we waited until it was dark and we were alone in the tent with only the endless stars as our witnesses before he gave me that briefcase full of cash!”


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Doc, thanks for the scoop. It's good for the American people to know what goes on under the cover of "brush clearing," NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH IT.

6:37 AM  
Blogger Sylvana said...


You are hilarious!

3:02 PM  
Blogger Grace Nearing said...

Grip and grins! Got me doing a Beavis and Butthead snickering duet all by myself, which sounds (a) pathetic, and (b) somewhat schizo. But it is the times, it is the times.

10:47 PM  
Blogger OldRoses said...

Is that what they're calling it these days? I just hope they practiced "safe brush clearing" and wore, er, gloves.

3:41 AM  
Blogger Isaac Carmichael said...

I can hear Bush screaming to Heaven-"Oh Lord, why did you curse me with this fascination for colorful nicknames? It's my one and only fault!!! WHY?!?!?!?"

8:29 PM  

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