Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Conservative Loses His Own Argument Against Sheehan

Honestly, some days I think the world is going crazy. As a life long conservative Republican let me tell you, the shenanigans going on outside our great President Bush’s Crawford ranch make me sick! When I see this Cindy Sheehan perverting the memory of her brave son by letting left wing groups join her in protest against war, it leads me to believe these nuts think we live in some kind of democracy! One that has a constitution which protects protest and free speech and....wait....hold on, that’s not what I wanted to say.

Just who does this Cindy Sheehan think she is? How dare she allow the death of her son to become some sort of cause where people who share her political belief gather to protest an injustice? Only we on the right are allowed to exploit personal grief for political gain, like we did in Florida outside Terry Schiavo’s hospice. But, you see with us it was totally different! We were trying to protect an innocent brain dead woman, and this Sheehan is just out to save the lives of countless troops who...I mean, our President is much too busy to be worrying about every serviceman who has died in a war he started with false claims of WMD’s....wait, that didn’t come out right.

What I meant to say is that we on the right still believe in the Bible. The word of God! Maybe this Sheehan woman would gain some understanding of the duty of the American soldier by reading the Ten Commandments, where God himself clearly states that “thou shall not kill” and.....er....ummmm.

Actually what it is, is we Republicans understand how the world really works! If we hadn’t gone into Iraq I bet gas would be almost three bucks a gall....Saddam would have used his country as a training ground for terrorists who would think nothing of attacking a city like Lond...it would be yet another month of freedom for Osama bin Lad...

Oh yeah? Well, Cindy Sheehan is getting a divorce and the President is still married. Ha! SCORE!


Anonymous Snake said...

Actually Bush's argument is much more succinct and more effective: F _ _ _ 'em!

5:53 AM  
Blogger La Bona said...

Something related here …

Osama bin Laden is NOT a human being!

Sounded scary, isn’t it?

More at http://divinetalk.blogspot.com/

7:37 AM  
Blogger MacHeadCase said...

Have no fear guys! The end is near:

Bush vows to Eliminate U.S. Dependance on Oil By 4920. :-D

9:20 AM  
Blogger OldRoses said...

I am definitely worried about the future of this great country when a bereaved mother camps out in front of the President's vacation home. What will the world think of us for allowing her the oopportunity to demand an explanation from the man who sent her son to his death?

8:50 PM  
Blogger Sylvana said...

I'm so sick of hearing those sensless right-wing talking points. Thank you for showing how completely ridiculous they are.

10:20 AM  

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