Monday, July 11, 2005

Right To Life Protesters Surround Supreme Court with Shouts of “Mergthmglth”


The right to life group, Bound 4 Life has gathered members from around the country to protest at the US Supreme Court on the news of one, possibly two vacancies on the high court. The group, famous for the tactic of taping their mouths with red tape which has the word “Life” written on it, surrounded the Supreme Court building this morning with shouts of “Mergthmglth Gmthglg Thmlthlg Fuflg!”

Spokesman for the group, Wendy Thornbrake, said she hopes the court will finally overturn the Roe v. Wade decision which she called a license to murder. “Gmrgth furgth mumgrl.” said Thornbrake. “Ferfffll buth muglith fer buthlblth, ferglth bulth! Werml Smurmlgh!!!

Todd Donaldson a youth minister from Colorado said that President Bush must now repay those conservatives who worked so hard for his reelection. “Nugnthgl burker wmmmlth,” Donaldson said, “Bughth lee murguflgl thmmmugllth!” Donaldson then fainted due to an inability to get enough oxygen breathing only through his nose.

The Bound 4 Life group plans to keep members at the Supreme Court until the justice vacancies are filled. Ray Zimmer, a protester from New York said the group would stay until all unborn children were safe. “Felthml mugthfl weef,” Zimmer said, “Felthml mugthfl weef.”

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mmmggfth bloogfth malvf.
Afe | Homepage | 07.11.05 - 7:28 pm | #

1:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've never commented on your "no personal poetry guarantee," which I really respect, and I hope you can stick with it. In fact, one of my greatest nightmares is to end up selling my poems for a dollar apiece in Harvard Square--that is when I'm not playing chess for a dollar a game.
Snake | Homepage | 07.12.05 - 12:26 am | #

1:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Right Wing Nuts....

3:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how noble of them....to take a stand for what has been ingraved on our hearts as truth.

what they are doing is so unAmerican....how wonderful. What a breath of dedicated-truthful-passionate fresh air...

i wish i was there with them.

12:59 PM  

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