Sunday, July 24, 2005

Photos of Apple's Video iPods?

Here’s the thing, I was in this bar in Cupertino. This guy comes up and asks if I have a blog. I say sure and he says he has secret photos of Apple’s new Video iPods. Well, I had taken care of a few Anchor Steams by this time, so I wasn’t thinking too clearly. In hindsight, I should have been more skeptical but I guess the chance to have an exclusive got the better of me. We go to the ATM and I pump out the twenties until I reach my limit, I give the guy the money and he gives me a C.D.

As I look at these photos this morning, ice pack on my head, I think I may have been ripped off. Either that or Jobs is in some kind of bizarre retro phase. Well, since I already spent the money, take a look. I’m going back to bed.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't get me wrong, your blog is great--an exemplar of the "funny humor writing" genre. The only thing you're lacking is a naysayer like "Burt," someone who can help keep you on your toes. Perhaps you could advertise for the position. I'm sure many qualified applicants would respond.

10:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hi, my name is Burt. I hate you!!!


11:48 AM  
Blogger OldRoses said...

Don't you know that the retro look is cool? I bet these will be VERY hot.

10:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FYI, good doctor: You're rated #72 in Blogarama's 100 "Most Popular" site, right up there with "Celebrity Slut Report." You've even beaten out a number of hardcore porn sites. How do you do it?

6:48 AM  
Blogger DrMax said...

To even be mentioned in the same breath as Celebrity Slut Report is indeed an honor Snake.

12:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is a great honor, yet you wear it well.

8:05 PM  

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